Get out of my way OR ELSE

Well the day has come. Yesterday we got a call from the school saying James needs a new shirt, due to the other one being covered in blood. Well as you know I won't just sit around and wait to find out what happened so off to the school we go. No he hadn't got into a fight. Maybe I should refraise that. The other party is now cracked and James is very PROUD. From what we've got out of it James tripped over a kid and fell, acording to J he landed hard enough to crack the concrete.He thinks it sounds better than just saying he fell. We figure if he wants to tell people he was fighting we'll pass out the pics of him and his sister and let them think a Girl did it!